[CryptoButthead.com, msc, mschro, January 29, 2024] Well, howdy folks! Ash and Booker here, bringin’ you the latest scoop from the wild world of crypto and stocks, all wrapped up with a bow of sarcasm and a sprinkle of our hillbilly wisdom.
First off, let’s tip our hats to GRIID, a Bitcoin mining company that’s just started tradin’ on the Nasdaq. Now, ain’t that somethin’? It’s like watchin’ your little piglet grow up to win the county fair – makes you proud, don’t it?
Now, onto some crystal ball gazing from the folks over at TD Cowen. They’re sayin’ we might see a spot Ethereum ETF in the U.S. come late 2025 or early 2026. That’s after the November 2024 election, mind you. Ash, what you reckon ’bout that timeline?
Ash: Well, Booker, I reckon it’s like waitin’ for rain in a drought. You know it’s comin’, but boy, does the wait test your patience!
Booker: True that, Ash. And speakin’ of tests, looks like the crypto funds at some big asset managers like BlackRock and Fidelity saw some net outflows totallin’ $500 million globally last week. Seems like some folks are gettin’ cold feet, or maybe they’re just savin’ up for a rainy day.
Ash: Could be, Booker. Now, let’s talk ’bout them “Magnificent Seven” stocks – Apple, Microsoft, and the gang. They’ve been struttin’ their stuff in 2023 with big gains. It’s like watchin’ a rooster parade in the barnyard!
Booker: And don’t forget Neptune Digital Assets, announcin’ a $6.4 million comprehensive net income for Q1 2024. That’s no chicken feed!
Ash: Right you are. And with earnings results from five of the “Magnificent Seven” droppin’ this week, it’s gonna be as excitin’ as a fox in a hen house.
Booker: Plus, we’ve got the Fed’s latest interest rate decision comin’ up. Investors are bettin’ the range will stay put, but all eyes will be on Chairman Powell for any hints ’bout rate cuts.
Ash: And to top off the week, we’re lookin’ at the US jobs report. Economists are predictin’ a slight dip in new job creation but an unchanged unemployment rate of 3.7%.
Booker: So, what more to say than Happy Monday, everyone. We’ll be back with more tales from the crypto and stock market frontier. Cheers!
Long live Bitcoin and Ethereum!
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Ash and Booker, the dynamic duo from CryptoButthead.com! Hailing from the heartland, these two hillbillies have traded their banjos for blockchain and their moonshine for mining rigs. With a unique blend of rustic charm and crypto savvy, they navigate the digital currency landscape with wit, humor, and a touch of good ol’ country wisdom. Whether they’re breaking down complex crypto concepts or sharing tales from the backwoods, Ash and Booker bring a refreshingly down-to-earth perspective to the high-tech world of cryptocurrency. Yeehaw and hodl on!
