[CryptoButthead.com , rgo, mschro, November 19, 2024] Well, howdy! Ash here with Booker, and boy, do we have a story for ya! Bitcoin’s gone and shot up over $93,000 again, faster than a jackrabbit on a date. Meanwhile, eighteen states, led by Texas with its cowboy hat on, have taken the SEC to court. They’re sayin’ the SEC’s been overreachin’ on crypto like a bear in a honey pot.
MicroStrategy, they ain’t playin’ around. They’ve just dropped a cool $1.75 billion on some Convertible Senior Notes to grab even more Bitcoin. Talk about doubling down! They’ve scooped up 27,200 more BTC, makin’ their stash a whopping 279,420 BTC now. That’s a yield of 26.4% this year, folks, which might just mean they’ve been bitin’ into some golden apples.
Booker: “And let’s not forget MicroStrategy, they’re stackin’ those Bitcoins like hay bales in a barn. If this keeps up, they might just buy Texas!”
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