[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro , August 24, 2023] It’s Ash and Booker, your favorite educated hillbillies, comin’ at ya with another dose of our good ol’ sarcasm-filled wisdom. Now, we’ve been sittin’ on our porch, sippin’ some sweet tea, and watchin’ this here crypto and stock market. And lemme tell y’all, it’s been more entertainin’ than a raccoon tryin’ to dance the jig!
Now, a few days back, we pointed out how this market’s been actin’ like a chicken with its head cut off. And would ya believe it? The same darn thing’s happenin’ again! We thought Americans were the wild west of investin’, but lately, y’all been actin’ more like them city slickers who’re scared of a little mud. The European market was tryin’ its best to hold steady, but then the American market opens up, and everything goes tumblin’ down like a house of cards in a windstorm.
Booker, remember when we used to say Americans had cojones? Well, seems like them big talkin’ investors lost ’em somewhere. Maybe they left ’em in their other pair of jeans? We’ve been through the ups and downs of the market back in the day, and let me tell ya, it wasn’t this… well, borin’.
Now, with inflation shootin’ up faster than a jackrabbit on a hot date and the good ol’ US of A lookin’ like it’s countin’ its last pennies, folks are startin’ to think. Maybe, just maybe, it’s time to put what little they got left into somethin’ like Bitcoin or Ethereum. I mean, what else makes sense nowadays? Booker, you got any bright ideas?
Booker chimes in, “Well, Ash, I reckon if folks keep buyin’ high and sellin’ low, they might as well be throwin’ their money into a burnin’ barrel. It’s high time folks cowboy up and get back to the roots of smart investin’. And if Germans think they got it bad, well, they ain’t seen nothin’ yet!”
So, to all y’all out there, here’s a toast to findin’ some grit and gettin’ back in the saddle. ‘Cause right now, it’s lookin’ more like a rodeo with a bunch of clowns than brave cowboys.
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